One of the best things about making public on your plans to return to old fashioned means of obtaining food is the amount of support and camaraderie that comes about. Sure, there are those who will view this undertaking as a little bit crazy, but for the most part the nostalgia of returning to modest ideals in home farming seems to be a little contagious; tell several friends and suddenly, you might find them asking you for advice in planting their own vegetables… or sending their support of your endeavor. Such is the case with our friend Larry, who just the other day gave us an item that he no longer needed. Isn’t providence a wonderful thing?
Larry is on a mission to simplify after some significant life changes at home. He is moving to a smaller space and is in the zen-like process of “letting go of what no longer holds utility or beauty in order to make room for what does and is yet to come”. Among those things was a garden shed that he no longer needed. A few text messages and a week or so later, we arrived to help disassemble this wonderful gift and transport it back home.
We decided to postpone dinner and arrived at Larry’s former home at about 6:00 to help disassemble the snap together frame. After about an hour or so of work, we had successfully taken apart the shed and loaded it onto my pickup truck along with a couple of bags of mulch and a small potting table. As best we could, we kept all of the minor pieces together for later reassembly of the structure. With at least another hour of daylight left, we were feeling optimistic about putting the shed together in the yard while the jigsaw puzzle assembly was still somewhat fresh in our minds (insert part G into part L and so forth).
Men are funny creatures. Our sense of pride in all things structural and utilitarian sometimes outweighs our common sense. Pair that with poor memory and going without dinner for a few hours longer than is intelligent and you have a script for mayhem… not that we were using any script mind you, or printed instructions for how to assemble a storage shed, for instance. Everyone knows that men never ask for directions.
By the time the sun finally went down, we did finally have something resembling a garden shed constructed in the corner of the yard. Exhausted, blind in the dark, and deaf from pounding tab A into slot B, we finally wandered aimlessly in to the dining room to have dinner and call it a night. By the time 9:00 had finally arrived, like true hillbillies, we had resorted to using the most primitive of tools to force the structure to stand, at one point even using a log from the woodpile to hammer the roof onto the walls.
When I awoke this morning to survey our handy work, here is the pastoral vision of grace and beauty that greeted me:
One can almost hear the banjos. And lest you believe that I may have been kidding, witness the redneck tool of choice used to build this awesome temple to the vegetation gods:
Words fail at times like these. Blue came close though when he looked out onto this vista and uttered “Ugh, Ugh!!! Throck build shed! Fire good!”
Luckily, with a meal and a good night’s rest, we remembered that we are living in the 21st Century and that besides logs and big heavy rocks, we also have the internet as a viable tool. Within 5 minutes, I had located and downloaded instructions on how to properly build our shed. And so, it is with joy in our hearts that we announce that the shed has been successfully disassembled once more this morning (practice makes perfect) and that by what can only be described as divine providence, we have a complete set of viable parts with which to build a proper tool shed… sometime later this week… after having eaten a proper dinner.